Roll Over, Fetch, Play Dead - Stupid Pet Kid Tricks, Part 2

A: My dog kid is smarter than your dog kid.

B: Oh, yeah. How do you know?

A: My dog kid can roll over, fetch, and play dead. Yours can't.

B: Wow. Really?

A: Yeah.

B: But that doesn't mean your dog kid is smarter than my dog kid. It just means that your dog kid was trained to roll over, fetch, and play dead. You have a well-trained dog kid. That's what rolling over, fetching, and playing dead shows.